The bigwigs at Dusty Corp. have been monitoring your every move.

Now you have been selected.

Your presence is required at The Promotions Department - UnHuman Resources, Be punctual. We’re watching!

DETAILS

At Dusty Corp, ambition knows no bounds, and villainy thrives in the boardroom. Power is currency, and betrayal is just business as usual. If you want to claw your way to the top, you'd better fit in—because those who don’t? They disappear, their desks cleared out overnight, their names erased from company records, as if they never existed. And no one dares to ask.

the VIBE

Corporate Monsters Unite! Tailored to intimidate, sharp enough to cut a deal—or a rival. Think sleek, sinister, and uncomfortably polished.

Go beyond your organic existence with excessive augments, cybernetic limbs and holographic enhancements—if you're not part machine, are you even trying?

And remember: Bigger. Higher. More outrageous hair that defies gravity and reason. You’re not just competing for power—but the laws of physics.

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The Attitude

Successful applicants ooze unchallenged ruthlessness, insatiable ambition, and unapologetic greed! Boardroom-ready means dripping in malice, with a look that’s as sickening as it is seductive.

Don’t forget, You own 51% of this company, baby. Show up like you run the galaxy.

the Jam

DJ’s BUSH & ROSS SCOTT

With a track record of dropping tunes harder than a stock market crash, Bush & Ross specialise in mergers and remixes that will make your shoulder pads quiver.

Whether you’re closing deals or cutting shapes, these two boardroom sharks will spin you into another tax bracket. Strap in—because when Bush & Ross hit the decks, your portfolio won’t be the only thing rising.

The juice

We're kicking off the night with complimentary Dusty Corp dollars upon arrival! Use them to score signature corporate-style cocktails in the Xerox Room. You can also buy drinks from the main bar all evening long. Just a quick heads-up: no BYO this year, so leave the drinks to us!

FRIDAY NOV 1st
8PM - 1AM @ LEITH ARCHES
LEITH, EDINBURGH

RSVP

The Dusty Corp guest list is now closed. If you signed up before Sunday the 26th, consider yourself fortunate - you’ve made the cut. For those who didn’t, there may be limited reserve spots, but only for those truly deserving. Think you qualify? DM us @dustyswigemporium to see if you can secure a place… if you're lucky.

What’s this all about?

Dusty’s Wig Emporium is a queer- and hetero-friendly space brought to life by GAG (Gross Art Gallery), where everyone in our extended family can embrace freedom and fabulousness.

At GAG, we’re all about supporting local, iconic, and emerging artists while blending our love for creativity with the thrilling spirit of Halloween. This annual event isn’t just a party—it’s a celebration of art, community, and the wonderfully quirky.

Why Gross? Because gross is GREAT. It speaks to counterculture, the underdog, the forgotten and legendary.

Don’t leave without your gag-SWag…

Filled with an exclusive GAG print, stickers + more!

endorse the cold, calculated glamour of the future 1%